Thursday, June 07, 2007

Chrysler 'Cuda? Thank Doug Schramm!



Chrysler 'Cuda

BEGIN QUOTE: “(from Detroit Press 4-07) Our illustrator nearly fell off his feet when he heard mention of a possible Chrysler Cuda -- twin to the upcoming Dodge Challenger -- during an interview with Chip Foose, hot rodder, television talent and all-round good guy, at the New York auto show.
Though Plymouth, the original brand to sell the Cuda, has long been out of business, Chrysler seems to be the apparent heir. Whether the market needs yet another muscle car remains to be seen. Chrysler could likely bring such a car to market with relative ease.
This photo illustration takes elements of the Cuda and adds them to the Challenger model. The six-opening grille was a '72 (*) Cuda signature, as were the shaker hood and the lower driving lights. Single round headlights are more characteristic of the '70 Cuda, with Gatling gun LED design similar to those seen on the Challenger concept. Wheels from the Chrysler SRT8 complete the look and are more indicative of the badge that the new Cuda would now call home.”
End quote.
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* Beg to differ. The six-opening-grille was only on '71s, which ALSO, by the way, were the ONLY 'Cudas with four headlights! Also exclusive to the 1971 'Cudas were those way cool "fender gills". That's probably a thanks to Milt Antonik and John Samsen, two of the greatest contributors to 'Cuda designs. Had the tremendous privilege to be able to talk with both of them a while back, and those guys are just fantastic! Great talents, great accomplishments, and great people, as well! Their history is really rich in this genre! Milt and John worked together in the Plymouth Design Studios when the days of "pony" (Milt would take issue with the term "ponycar", PERHAPS. You should see his really cool illustration of a 'Cuda fish with a Mustang coupe in its chops!) and "muscle" cars were in their heydays. John was working earlier in the Chrysler and DeSoto section.
Now, let's go on with MORE of why I beg to differ with the above article. Although the thought and the image of 'Cudas roaming the planet once more even in these highly priced times IS a thought that sends chills up my spine and pains through my wallet, I really believe that someone else had this idea first. Let me pose this question: Do you think that Chip Foose may have seen something that sparked his idea? Creative genius that he is, I cannot help but think that Mr. Foose was inspired by the great “burningman”, Doug Schramm…
To start on Doug, here is a gorgeous rendering he did from scratch of the 1971 “Phantasm” ‘Cuda440. This is the first work of his art that caught my attention:

I confess without shame, that I got palpitations when I first saw this beautiful work of art!
Check him out, he is brilliant at his craft!



Have a look at one of Doug’s original ideas, from early 2004:

Bear in mind this is long before the “Concept Challenger” from Frau Mopar (formerly “MaMopar”).
Then, remember, BEFORE “Concept Challenger”, look what Doug does after this:

Wonder if the design team saw THIS and said: “THIS is our direction!”???
If I was a bettin’ person, I don’t think I’d be minus $20.

Doug has been coming up with great ideas for a very long time, and sharpening his already fabulous Photoshop skills along the way.

Case in point, check out this “Modern Phantasm ‘Cuda” from January of 2005:

followed quickly by:

The A.A.R. ‘Cuda…
Which begat:

The B-5 Bomber (my nickname, not Doug’s)..
And then he refines already “buildable” works of art thusly:

Be still my heart!!!
But wait, there’s more! Look:

Now THIS is how a “Modern ‘Cuda” SHOULD look!
If they make another Phantasm movie, they’d better wrap that d@mned HEARSE around a tree and NOT the ‘Cuda, spammit!
So, as Bugs Bunny might say: “What’s up Doug?”
His mind still is speeding down Mopar Boulevard at a high rate of speed, from my observation!
SEE what YOU think about that:

Based on the current “Concept Challenger”, this fantastic work evokes MANY fond memories of:
*1969 RoadRunners
*All GO no SHOW, with a lack of chrome and pie-pan hubcaps on steelies
*Flared ’69 Dart-like taillamps (thank you, Joe Mannix!)
*Unique exhausts trumpeting the mighty HEMI music to racing losers well behind them
Here are a couple more views of Doug’s RoadRunner:

Side view of functional musclecar.
Bet the Highway Patrol would love a few of THESE in the fleet!

If moonshine would still be transported, this would be the bird for the job.
(notice how cocaine was deliberately snubbed as the illicit substance!)
As far as movie remakes go, how about a remake of Thunder Road, the great Robert Mitchum movie from 1958, with a little more updated theme and a chase sequence with this RoadRunner? Although maybe without a spectacular Carey Loftin barrel roll into an electric transformer station, perhaps (at least make it CGI and spare the cool ride).
Now on to Doug's CHARGER!
Well, WWDD as far as the ’08 Charger R/T revisions would go, you ask?

Behold the next baddie for a Bullitt remake. Let’s not crash IT into a gas station, please!

Looks like it is hungry for a galloping Mustang GT, doesn’t it?
Carrying the 1968 Bill Bradlee theme on, Doug gives us:

THOSE taillights! Plus a bit of recess to the backlight as well!
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One of the first concepts Doug did really grabbed my attention quicker than a Shaker Hood Scoop. This was actually done when the “new” Mustang was not quite to the test-mule state:

In just a couple of years, you can see a difference in his artwork, too.
Doug is ALWAYS going forward!
But here is another side-view. This of the Cougar Eliminator:

Doug seems to be quite a Mopar guy at heart.
Sensible fellow.
Check the scoop on this ’70 Superbird (“Streetbird”) he did:

If Detroit plagiarized HIM, they might start selling cars again! But that’s just MY opinion.
What’s yours???

Saturday, August 26, 2006

1969 'Cuda Fastback Salt Flats Racer!

You know those refined fastback 'Cudas from '67-'69 that you took a liking to years ago? The ones you always wondered about, aerodynamically? Like how slippery it LOOKS, yet how in many places it wasn't actually??? You SORT of suspected that maybe BEAN COUNTERS were at fault, behind the scenes, right???
You knew guys raced 'em, even some took 'em out on to the flats here and there, but how about ones that actually broke some records?

Well, thanks once again to Jalopnik ClickHere and MoparMax Magazine PerformClickoscopy , here is a cool little article (albeit TROY'S pictures and text), that show you their successes!!!

Meet the geniuses at Rad Rides By Troy (Modification Brilliance In Motion)!
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They have a few NEW ideas on how to CLASSICALLY attain maximum velocity, as you will see... Every member is just absolutely incredible! And what PROJECTS they crank out!


The Salt Flats Racer Project from the amazing shop of TROY!


The Metalwork. A LOT of work!


The BODY Work. Although a nice '69 'Cuda Fastback is cut up, at least the pros at TROY are doing the surgery!


1,200 HP+ from only HALF an engine! Granted, it has a mega turbo, precision internals, and YES, ONE lone v8 HEMI Head upon it.

The crew at Troy's really put a LOT of effort into this flyin' fish, dubbed: "The BlowFish". Although, I personally got a bit queasy seeing the pics of the 'Cuda being cut up, they have an excellent Flash animation of the operation in a slideshow format.
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Very nicely done, guys!!!

A few of THEIR pictures, worth MORE than a thousand words:








MAY I Plagiarize, errrr, I MEAN, QUOTE the fine folks at Rad Rides By Troy???

Breaking News from the Bonneville Salt Flats
Monday, August 14

"The Cuda ran it's first run today at approximately 3:30 p.m., on the Bonneville Salt Flats. On it's first pass the Cuda ran 236 MPH on the short track and broke the record on the shakedown. Troy said, it was the fastest pass ever for a door-slammer on the short track. The Cuda ran 4th gear low at 6000 RPM's. The current record was 234 MPH.

George said, the car ran smooth and handled good.

The Rad Rides by Troy team was watching from the finish line and is extremely excited! We're looking forward to a second run on the long track, possibly on Tuesday. Watch the site for pictures from the Flats.

Way to go George and to the Rad Rides by Troy Team!!!"

Breaking News from the Bonneville Salt Flats
Thursday, August 17





"Today the Blowfish made its second run at Bonneville on the long course at 11:02 AM. Once again, it exceeded expectations by breaking the world record (currently 230 mph) before it even got half way down the course.

Blowfish reached 255.658 mph in the fourth mile of the five mile "long" course. George slowed it down in the last mile as part of a test of the overdrive gearing.

The crew is looking over the car in the record impound area while tecnicians review the massive amount of performance data that is collected during each run.

George said the car ran fantastic but the course was a little rutted. "We have ourself a real race car!" he shouted as the Rad Rides by Troy crew met him at the finish line.

Troy and the team will assess the car's condition and the race plan for the rest of today and the week.

The car will most likely run the long course for the second time tommorrow. Stay tuned for more exciting reports from Bonneville!"

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Chrysler Cruisin' Coast2Coast!

Chrysler Cruisin' Coast2Coast!
Jalopnik posted this with the question of just what kind of mid/late Sixties Mopar this convertible was. Judging from a few visual clues and the domed instrument cluster, it looks to me like a '66 Chrysler Newport or 300...


Those big-block Chryslers are FAST!

Sunday, July 16, 2006

PT-Power-Shift

Power-Shifting the ol' PT Cruiser Turbo! Hoonage without the $1,800 repair bill. As if those transaxles could take any abuse to start with!

DISCLAIMER:
1. Manual faking on an automatic.
2. Funny sound effects - standard equipment.
3. No PTs were harmed in making this vid (no VISIBLE damage). Although Mom might wonder why her shift linkage is so sloppy and loose now. Friggin' kids.


Click to see Video

Saturday, July 15, 2006

V-8 Chainsaw

Well,
NOW I believe I can say:
"I SAW it all!" You will, too (Thanks, Jalopnik!)

V-8 Chainsaw

CARS is a SUCCESS!

PIXAR's "CARS" is a SUCCESS!!!
How so? Proof? Fifth week still pulling in good money? No.
Here's your proof! They made the cover of MAD Magazine! You know you are something grand if THEY skewer you! Courtesy of a funny co-worker suffering from "Valve-Tie-Dementia" as well as a SEVERE "Monk-e-Mail" addiction (thanks a LOT, CareerBuildersDotCom!!!), here is some top-notch artwork from MAD artisté Tom Richmond that graphically offers PROOF:


Here are three contiguous pages of brilliance from Jacob Lambert (writer) and Tom Richmond (artist - PIXAR, are you SEEING THIS???), depicting:
"Rejected Characters From 'CARS'"


Hilarious, no???
Thanks, David! And thank you, MAD Magazine!!!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

"CARS" is EXCELLENT!



"CARS" = EXCELLENCE!!! John Lasseter and the entire crew at PIXAR are collective GENIUSES!!!!!

These two main characters (Lightning and Sally) are fantastic, of course:



"CARS" by PIXAR Animation is nothing short of an artistic, humorous MASTERPIECE! I especially like THIS guy, Doc Hudson:


So far, I have only seen it thrice. I find it totally mesmerizing and the artistry and animation are truly breathtaking! I was so overwhelmed by some of the beautiful rendering that I missed a lot of little details the first time around. There was clearly a great deal of research and input from car people involved in the creation of this fantastic movie! It isn't JUST for a target 12-year-old-audience, by the way!

My all-time favorite Mopar Racing Legend is in it, too:

Just as likeable onscreen and animated as he is in real life, too!

Although I truly am endeared to all the characters in this...

I just have to say that GUIDO Rocks!!!!!!!

He only knows TWO WORDS in English: "PIT STOP"!!! (Well, THREE if you count: "Okay!") Yeah! Watch the little guy on Race Day! You'll enjoy it, I promise!!!

"Laugh-So-Hard-Ya-Shoot-Yer-Diet-Cola-Thru-Both-Nostrils-Moment" (there were so MANY!!!) was when THIS guy, MACK:

SNORES! It sounds just like a "Jake Brake"!!!
His late-night Interstate 40 scenes will remind you of SOME time in your long-distance-driving-sans-caffeiene motoring past! Although in MY case, no video exists, so ya can't prove a thing! So there!

New movies just do not generally attract my attention... unless they're... incredible. Last movie I went to was: "The Incredibles"! It was...

INCREDIBLE!


Movies? PEH! However, there ARE exceptions!
Being totally fed up with violence, brutality, heartbreak and the general angst and rottenness that bombards (not just me, but...) US all so often, THIS feature represents what I look for in a movie. I am so sick of grotesque and shocking gore (Al and otherwise) that permeates the general atmosphere in moviemaking. The latest glut of Vampire-Related/VideoGame-Movies (or feature-length-commercials, as I like to call them!) are ridiculous! Oh, and who else has had an overdose of Animé's oddball storylines? I mean, I can dig the better-quality animation, but WHAT kinda DOPE FIEND WRITES THIS STUFF, ANYWAY??!!?? AND... is it just ME??? Or is just about every movie and song out there lately A REMAKE??? The over-the-top-ultra-action-hero moviemaking that went hand-in-hand with the development of computer generated graphics quickly became formulaic and annoying.... and then there's Science Fiction.

Sci-Fi drives me crazy.

Or perhaps, BEAMS me crazy.

Every Sci-fi movie shown on the Sci-Fi channel seems to be written by the same guy. Disillusioned hero and / or heroine fights losing battle with big institution (big corrupt government agency, big clandestine hidden spook-like-CIA-type-"CENTRE", big industrial conglomerate replete with team of assassin-ninja-squadrons, big-oil/drug/earthling-slavetrading-cartel, or some big threatening organization - did I leave out the Mafia???), intergalactic threat appears, they get recruited for suicide mission, in the middle of the conflict, they are drawn together romantically, and at the height of consummating their lustful intentions (which are quite often built up fairly well), there is the stereotypical coitus interruptus by the alien predator or the building they're in being destroyed suddenly by the aforementioned intergalactic scallywag. Then the epic battle-royale, the bloody victory (barely) and the happily ever after ending that features, as standard equipment of course, the "...or is it???" cliffhanger ending where the viewer is shown something like a claw creeping out of the destruction, giving all the impression that there WILL be a sequel if the bean-counters have THEIR way with it!

Brother! The only Sci-Fi I think I can handle anymore usually has the silhouettes of either Joel or Mike and their two robot buddies at the bottom of the screen, and that is only if the Sci-Fi they're cracking on is sufficiently cheesey.

Cheesey goodness!

Which brings back the reason CARS is so appealing... LAUGHTER! The true medicine of this short human life! CARS even has several great storylines, mostly revolving around friendships, and in the character of Strip Weathers ("The King"), Family!

THIS IS A CRAP-FREE-MOVIE (well, okay, there ARE a couple of "pooty-tooty-sounds")!

NO cursing! No filthiness, except when Lightning gets a grille-full of mud & bugs! Got kids? Take 'em to see CARS! No kids??? Go see CARS! No eyesight? Buy the soundtrack!!!

This guy just about steals the show:

Especially with that backwards-drivin' and tractor-tippin'!

And Cheech Marin is perfect as Ramone:

Ramone owns the BodyArt Shop. Gives himself way cool new paint jobs and graphics almost daily when business is slow. Each one is totally cool! Know WHY??? Each main design theme for Ramone was drawn by: YEP! YOU guessed it! CHIP FOOSE!!! Now, how great is THAT???

There's even a sort of left-handed history lesson in here, too. Noted Route 66 historian Michael Wallis portays this guy:


There are so many car-related things in this movie it is INCREDIBLE! Which PIXAR always delivers anyway! Even the little crawling bugs and flying insects are little VW Beetles! Which also make the same noise that EMPI-modified Bugs and Dune Buggies used to make! Too cool!

This movie even starts off with a kick@$$ Sheryl Crow song set to a very well crafted racing sequence! I just can't say enough good about this movie! If you are even remotely a bit of a gear-head, you simply MUST see this movie... several times in big-screen-surround-sound-goodness! You WILL enjoy it! It IS worth more than the standard admission price in my book! And this from someone who RARELY goes to the movie theater!

HEY, when you go, here's a TIP:
STAY PAST THE END CREDITS!!! There's one last scene with Mini and Van! Priceless!

But BEFORE THAT, one of the BEST BIT-PARTS of the entire movie is when THIS GUY, Sarge:

-is drill-instructing the SUVs at the Off-Road-Training-Camp. PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE DIALOG BETWEEN SARGE AND THE JET BLACK, BLINGED-OUT-HUMMER (with the huge Spintecs)!!!! I fell outta my seat laughing so hard!!!!! You will, TOO!!!!

So, any ideas as to WHAT my main Christmas giftage will be this year????? As my dear ol' Dad used to say: "Three guesses and the first two don't count!!!" :)

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Tom & Ray On "CARS"


Tom & Ray as "Rusty & Dusty"
Tom & Ray Magliozzi have a few things to post about their roles in Pixar's "CARS". Good for a grin or two! Those guys!!!
NOTE: Since their interview page keeps changing, here is the entire text of it, instead of a broken link:
Fans of National Public Radio’s “Car Talk,” which stars Tom and Ray Magliozzi as Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers, can catch their voices on the big screen June 9 when Pixar’s latest animated movie, “Cars,” is released. Ray is the voice of Dusty Rust-eze (left) and Tom is the voice of Rusty. In this Q&A, the brothers answer questions about their roles in the film. Image © Disney Enterprises, Inc. and Pixar Animation Studios. All rights reserved.
How and why did you get involved in the "Cars" movie project? Are these the first movie roles for you?

Ray: John Lasseter, the director and brains behind “Cars” and “Toy Story,” is a fan of our show, I guess. He tried to get us to play gas station attendants in “Toy Story,” but we were too lazy back then. Plus, we figured, computer animation? Toys that come to life? Who's going to watch that?

Tom: Despite the fact that we told them to flake off on “Toy Story,” John called again and said he had great parts for us. And he'd written them with us in mind.

Ray: We found out later that he had actually written them for Carrot Top and Art Garfunkel, but they turned him down.

Tom: These are our first movie roles. I mean, have you seen our faces? We could only work in animation.
So who are Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze? What are their roles in the film?

Ray: They're brothers who sell bumper ointment…

Tom: Don't ask!

Ray: CAR bumper ointment. They're a couple of old cars who dispense wisdom to the hotshot rookie racecar, Lightning McQueen.

Tom: We told them we wanted roles that would really stretch us professionally, ya know. So they cast us as decent, smart guys. We needed a lot of coaching for that.
What's it like doing voice work for a movie? How is it different from — or similar to — doing your radio show?

Ray: Well, you only get to do one take on radio. In other words...

Tom: ...this was a lot more work! We must have done dozens of takes of some of those lines. And not one extra doughnut. Not ONE! Isn't there some kind of actors' union?
Are there any surprises from you two that moviegoers can expect to see?

Tom: We don't know. We haven't seen the movie yet. They kept inviting us to all these premieres and special screenings, but one week I had a hair appointment, and the other time my brother was at the Seat Cover Convention in Toledo.

Ray: So it's all a surprise, at least to us. But given what a great job Pixar has done on everything they've touched, I suspect it's going to be a very good movie — despite the fact that we're in it!

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Disney PIXAR'S "CARS" !


Disney / PIXAR'S "CARS" Movie!
This movie is looking better and better all the time! Now that they are listing more info about it, I am totally intrigued! After last year's incredible "The INCREDIBLES", I thought "CARS" was going to be pretty lame stacked up against THAT! HAH! Dumb thought! PIXAR'S people know what they're doing! I knew I had to start making plans to see it when I heard that Paul Newman was going to be in it, but now that I see that RICHARD PETTY is in it... as "The King" *, no less... WOW!

* People of Christian faith and rabid fans of Elvis Presley should note that Richard Petty is a very down-to-earth person who's never really been too comfortable with that moniker, so make note that there is no offense nor human-worship expressed OR implied! Stock Car "FANS" tagged him with that title, and we MUST remember that "FANS" is an abbreviated version of the word: "FANATICS". Not that I am expecting a retaliatory jihad for that or anything!

Getting back to the movie, you absolutely MUST check out Disney / PIXAR'S site!

Please have a look at their Interactive Poster, too. Here's a screen shot of it:

Did you know that Tom and Ray Magliozzi are in this, too? Those who are familiar with these Bostonian Brothers are all too familiar with their hilarious program and news articles broadcast under the name of "Car Talk by 'Click & Clack' - The Tappet Brothers". If you explore their site, you'll remember that Tom had a much beloved '63 Dodge Dart convertible that was tragically lost in an accident a number of years ago. Ray, his brother, always chided him about that car. Just have a look at my screen shot, and look who is represented by what kind of vehicle there!

As a reference, and to give you some background into the significance of Tom's old '63 Dart, just feast your eyes on THIS technical article:
Tommy Magliozzi's '63 Dart Convertible

PIXAR ROCKS! You get cool details like this when actual car guys are behind projects! Although I hope Disney isn't gonna sue me or anything, I felt I just HAD to point out such cool Mopar features of this upcoming movie! I plan on seeing it at least 3 or 4 times in the theatres. If I don't get sued or anything!

Go check out their site, it is quite well done:
Disney / PIXAR'S "CARS"

I like the matching up of certain celebs with certain vehicles, too! George Carlin doing the voice of a VW Hippie-Microbus named "Fillmore"... Cheech Marin as a '59 Impala Lowrider named "Ramone"... Paul Dooley as a Jeep M38 named "Sarge"... not to mention Bonnie Hunt as an attractive 2002 Porsche named "Sally Carrera", Owen Wilson as the main character, a late-model stock car named "Lightning McQueen", "Larry The Cable Guy" playing a '55 Chevrolet tow truck named "Mater" (short for "Tow Mater"), John Ratzenberger as "Mack" the transport truck, and the legendary Paul Newman as a '51 Hudson Hornet named "Doc Hudson", who also happens to be the Judge and main town official of scenic "Radiator Springs", located in beautiful "Carburetor County", right off of "Route 66", of course! Not to short-change other talented actors like Tony Shaloub, Michael Keaton, and many others. Bob Costas even has a part as a character named: "Bob Cutlass". Too bad I could not find a shot of THAT car! Too funny!

Go see it! I am certain it will be surprisingly better than people may initially think! In the meantime, have a safe and happy Memorial Day, and beyond all the BBQs and parties, let's NEVER forget those brave individuals who served this country, some making the ultimate sacrifice. If you know a Veteran, make sure you pay special attention to the ones who DON'T "talk about it"!!! THOSE are the ones you need to thank the MOST!!!



May peace, happiness and good health be yours!